I Believe in Sherlock Holmes

Jun 16

Anonymous said: This diet actually works better than the other one. My brother lost 30lbs in a few weeks with it bit(.)ly/motivatedtumblr

i don’t actually care. kindly fuck off. thank you

Jun 04

tumblrbot said: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

hell

but i dont think that counts. not quite. okay then splott unfortunately its overrun by cannibals so #torchwood #countrycide
Mar 24
baracrack:

jagkingoffgaskarth:

jalexaremyhomeboys:

thethamesstreetaffair:

They are in downtown Baltimore okay I can see the blue structures that I pass on I-95 all the time OMFG

jack’s doing a funny little walking thing shaking his feet omg

jack you are so precious omf

jack in this gif man


my rabbit does that with his feetpls make a jackrabbit editsomeone???

baracrack:

jagkingoffgaskarth:

jalexaremyhomeboys:

thethamesstreetaffair:

They are in downtown Baltimore okay I can see the blue structures that I pass on I-95 all the time OMFG

jack’s doing a funny little walking thing shaking his feet omg

jack you are so precious omf

jack in this gif man

my rabbit does that with his feet

pls make a jackrabbit edit

someone???

Feb 17

imustspeakfrankly:

I only want sympathy in the form of you giving your fall out boy tickets to me

why don’t you show me a little bit of you buying me tickets to see fall out boy
Feb 09

hornyspice:

I never really understood the saying, ‘hold your horses’
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the saying “hold your horses” originates from horse racing; stallions would get too eager and injure their riders, themeselves, or start too early
Sep 21

Isn’t it just so awkward when you’re talking to someone and then you say bye but they keep walking next to you and its just so weird because you cant talk to them because you already said bye 

Jun 08
riot-of-flowers:

scyko:

sassy-little-wigglytuff:

distance-dimension:

tino-vainamoinen:

noctis-lux:

The Expressionless In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospital in nothing but a white gown covered in blood. Now this in itself should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention. But there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.
The first, being that she wasn’t exactly human. She resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up. That’s the other reason people were throwing up or fleeing in terror.
She had a kitten clenched in between her teeth, her jaws clamped so unnaturally tightly around it to the point where no teeth could be seen, the blood was still squirting out over her gown and onto the floor. She then pulled it out of her mouth, tossed it aside and collapsed.
From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors had thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.
But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff holding her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.
She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.
As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the womans mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…
The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking “What in the hell are you?”
She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.
There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.
As he heard them, she darted forward, sinking her teeth into the front of his throat, ripping out his jugular & letting him fall to the floor, gasping for air as he choked on his own blood.
She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.
She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.
“I…am….God….”
The doctors eyes filled with fear as he watched her calmly walk away to greet the security men. His last ever sight would be watching her feast on them one by one.
The female doctor who survived the incident named her “The Expressionless”.
There was never a sighting of her again.



Just fuck. That is terrifying.

ohgodwhat
PLEASE LET THIS BE FAKE D8



Creepypasta, aren’t you lovely?
fuck. that’s just…please be a prank…or something…

riot-of-flowers:

scyko:

sassy-little-wigglytuff:

distance-dimension:

tino-vainamoinen:

noctis-lux:

The Expressionless


 
In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospital in nothing but a white gown covered in blood. Now this in itself should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention. But there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.

The first, being that she wasn’t exactly human. She resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up. That’s the other reason people were throwing up or fleeing in terror.

She had a kitten clenched in between her teeth, her jaws clamped so unnaturally tightly around it to the point where no teeth could be seen, the blood was still squirting out over her gown and onto the floor. She then pulled it out of her mouth, tossed it aside and collapsed.

From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors had thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.

But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff holding her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.

She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.

As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the womans mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…

The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking “What in the hell are you?”

She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.

There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.

As he heard them, she darted forward, sinking her teeth into the front of his throat, ripping out his jugular & letting him fall to the floor, gasping for air as he choked on his own blood.

She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.

She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.

“I…am….God….”

The doctors eyes filled with fear as he watched her calmly walk away to greet the security men. His last ever sight would be watching her feast on them one by one.

The female doctor who survived the incident named her “The Expressionless”.

There was never a sighting of her again.

Just fuck. That is terrifying.

ohgodwhat

PLEASE LET THIS BE FAKE D8

Creepypasta, aren’t you lovely?

fuck. that’s just…please be a prank…or something…

Jun 02
  • Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage.
  • Intelligent person: Well, what about divorce? Doesn't divorce destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage as well? If so, why aren't you against divorce? What about people like Kim Kardashian who get married for three months and then get divorced? Should we ban her from ever getting married again? I didn't think so.
  • Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will open the doors to other types of marriage, like being able to marry your dog, family member, or several people at once.
  • Intelligent person: People thought the same thing about interracial marriage and it's been legal for quite some time now. I don't recall any doors being opened to interspecies marriage because of interracial marriage. Furthermore, there are several states that allow you to marry your first cousin and I believe that door was opened by traditional marriage, not gay marriage.
  • Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will redefine the word "marriage".
  • Intelligent person: Words are redefined every day and people don't seem to mind. If they redefined the word "marker", would you protest it because "marker" has had a set definition for years? Switching around a few words so that same-sex couples are included in the definition cannot and will not affect your existing marriage in any way, shape, or form.
  • Idiot: Marriage is about reproducing. Two people of the same sex cannot reproduce.
  • Intelligent person: What about sterile men and infertile women? They're still allowed to get married. Why not ban that as well? And if you want to get technical, gay couples can reproduce via a surrogate, but that's probably a little too technical for you, Mr. Idiot.
  • Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will devalue existing traditional marriages.
  • Intelligent person: If two total strangers living several hundred miles away from you getting married affects your marriage somehow, then I don't think your marriage was that strong to begin with.
  • Idiot: The Bible states that marriage is between a man and a woman.
  • Intelligent person: The Bible says a lot of things, but this country is not governed by what the Bible says. This country is governed by what the Constitution says and the first amendment states, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
  • Idiot: Marriage and family go hand-in-hand. In order to properly raise a child, the child must have a mother and a father. If we legalize gay marriage and same-sex couples raise children, the children will grow up confused.
  • Intelligent person: A child does not need to have both a mother and a father in order to grow up secure and successful. If you don't believe me, you can visit the man who lives in the White House. As for same-sex couples raising children, several scientific studies have concluded that being raised by same-sex parents does not affect a child's self-esteem, gender identity, or emotional health.
  • Idiot: Gay marriage is against my religious belief and as an American I reserve the right to religious freedom.
  • Intelligent person: Really? Gays getting married will not take your religious freedom away. You're allowed to believe in whatever you want, but you're not allowed to try and impose your beliefs on me by trying to take my rights away. That is not religious freedom.
May 10
May 05

I wonder how many people will not realize what this represents. Reblog if you do.

I wonder how many people will not realize what this represents. Reblog if you do.